Mark Zuckerberg: Kook Of The Millennium

What The Fuck, Zuck?

Facebook CEO Mark Zuckerberg posted the kookiest 4th of July video to his IG account.

Doing his part to normalize billionaire social media moguls, the video shows Zuckerberg on an electric hydrofoil surfboard, American flag blowing in the wind, while John Denver’s “Take Me Home, Country Road” plays in the background.


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Posted a week after a judge dismissed the FTC’s antitrust case against Facebook, the patriotic douche-ride surpasses Kook of the Day material. It’s like we’re being trolled by Zuckerberg.

Reminiscent of Fonzie jumping the shark in Happy Days, the stunt feels equally as desperate, equally as cringe-worthy.

Yet, we’re still tuning in. To the moooooon…


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