Cannabis

Introducing Jeff Sessions Rolling Paper

Linda Barrett
Written by Linda Barrett

Introducing the first and only rolling papers inspired by reefer madness US Attorney General Jeff “Good People Don’t Smoke Marijuana” Sessions:  General Jeff’s “Old Rebel” Session Papers.

Available on Etsy for $5 (with a portion of profits going to the Drug Policy Alliance,) the 1¼ inch booklets with the attorney general’s image on the packaging comes with 50 high-quality, ultra thin, slow burning, arabic gum rolling papers per pack.

“We’re not criminals, junkies or idiots. Regular Jeffs all over the country — good, responsible, patriotic Americans — have a sesh now and then… and it’s OK!” the jeffsesh.com website states “every time you sesh with any brand of JeffSesh papers, you’re helping keep the law moving forward — and not back to the Nixon era.”

About the author

Linda Barrett

Linda Barrett

Native San Diegan who's been smoking weed longer than YEW!